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- “Let’s go in.”
- “Let’s not go in.”
- “I follow them.”
- “I stab the dragon and tell it to get off me.”
- “I drink the bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it’s the extra-healing potion.”
- “I kill it.”
- “Let me handle this.”
- “Whaddya mean, a pentagram only has FIVE sides?”
- “What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again…”
- “Click?? …This doesn’t come with ammo?”
- “Why is your torch flame turning blue?”
- “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH”
- “Trust me.”
- “I never get lost.”
- (A corridor ahead is full of brown mold) “I cast Fireball down the hall, then send my fire elemental to investigate.”
- “Dammit, this thing won’t die!”
- a)”I bet without Mjolnir you’re a real wuss.”
b)”He looks like a wuss to me.” - “He hit me for HOW MUCH?????”
- “They’re only kobolds!”
- “Hey, this chest just bit me!”
All quotes stolen from Canonical List of Famous Last Words, drop in there if you have a lot of spare time 
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